I keep telling you guys, I’m an alien. Like, from space. But nope, nobody listens.
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Yes, I build rockets. No, it’s not just for fun. I’m literally trying to get back to my home planet. You humans are great, but my real home’s out there, somewhere in the cosmos. I’m just an extraterrestrial stuck in a human suit. Help a guy out?
Earth’s cool and all, but I’ve got to get back to my home planet. Can someone help me get a rocket ride outta here?
Convince Humanity I’m an Alien
Tweet about it. Get ignored. Repeat.
Build Rocket (Again)
Maybe this one will finally reach the mothership.
Hitchhike Across the Galaxy
In case the rocket fails, I’ll need some cool aliens to give me a lift. Intergalactic Uber, anyone?
Return Home
Finally! I’ll bring souvenirs from Earth, like memes and overpriced coffee.
You’re probably wondering what this has to do with crypto. Well, it’s simple: funding my trip home requires a little space capital. The more $ELIEN you hold, the closer I get to phoning home. Alien economics, baby!
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Burned!
Renounced.
Follow me, Earthlings! Because the more people I convince, the sooner I’m outta here.